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Four male teachers are in need of a clever name for a team of weight loss. Can you help?
Open to any ideas, Richard Simons thought anything about it would be fun. I saw a name I thought it was funny, but inappropriate for teachers, The Betty Ford Rejects.
The Men of four plates of the Apocalypse
Engelbert Telling his Nutrisystem Weight Loss Story-Very Funny